Sunday, October 21, 2007

My parents... the idiots.

How Daddy is an idiot- He turned on the garbage disposal after a glass babyfood jar fell down it. Yowzahs! He spent all day yesterday fixing it. To his defense- neither he nor Mommy realized the jar had fallen in the sink.

How Mommy is an idiot- While some of you would have an endless supply of stories about how Mommy is an idiot (or blonde) here's the latest... Daddy bought a huge tub of butter because it was cheaper. Mommy doesn't like it because she has to use two hands to get it out of the fridge. Then, on top of that, it collects water because we don't use it often enough. Yesterday while yelling at Daddy for buying the big tub of butter instead of the small tub, she was trying to "dump" off the excess water. Well, she did get rid of the excess water, alright... along with the excess BUTTER!! DOH!

3 comments:

Gram said...

You don't have to tell the world about what you do!

C&C Mama said...

That is the worst you have!! I don't know about Daddy, but let me tell you some stories about your Mommy...

Come see me & we can have a talk-I might even have some pictures!!!

jocelyn594 said...

The butter story made me laugh!