Wednesday, July 16, 2008
So why do they call this stuf BABY proofing? I mean, when I was a baby, it's not like I tried to stick my fingers into the sockets. I didn't crawl over to the door stop, strategically wait until no one was looking and then pop the little white part into my mouth. I couldn't reach door handles. I didn't take off my shoes and throw them into the potty. I didn't HANG onto the oven like a monkey bar. I didn't jump to try and get the strings from the blinds or open every single cabinet door until finally finding a stray Excederin to play with... no sir... I waited until I was a TODDLER!!